The ObamaDog

Neal Boortz had some fun last Friday on his radio show.

The Westminster Dog Show is underway in New York, and about seven new breeds will be introduced.  He imagined that one of the new breeds would be the ObamaDog and used Twitter to get some suggestions from listeners on the traits of the ObamaDog.  Here's what he and his listeners came up with:

• To paper train the ObamaDog simply put down a copy of the U.S. Constitution.  The ObamaDog will pee and poop all over it.
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• The ObamaDog likes to hump Chris Matthew’s leg.  Hence the tingle.
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• The ObamaDog won’t hunt.  He waits to get his fair share from an actual hunting dog.
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• The ObamaDog won’t bark without a teleprompter
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• The female ObamaDog has a very stout rear end and eats veggies.  The male ObamaDog is painfully thin with big ears and always looks down its snout at other dogs.
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• The ObamaDog has big ears and barks out of its ass.
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• The ObamaDog won the Westminster “Best in Show” by simply being entered with no previous dog show experience.
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• The ObamaDog is the perennial winner in the Dog and Crony Show.

Then followers posted the following comments:

The ObamaDog is supposed to be a champion and a purebred, but you can’t look at it’s titles or pedigree – ‘cause that would be Racist somehow.
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And when it lifts it’s leg to mark your favorite plant – it’ll be the Bush’s fault.
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I like dogs too much to name one after him.
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