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Federal Government Should Pay for It's Mistake

Last week in the Senate's Special Committee on Aging, George LeMieux, U.S. Senator for Florida, called on the Federal government to keep its commitment to 6,000 Floridians who are enrolled in a government-created long-term care insurance program. When the program was established, the government offered enrollees a locked-in insurance premium if they agreed to pay a higher premium. Despite this commitment, the government announced this summer it will now need to increase premiums by as much as 25 percent.

MORE LIES FROM THIS ADMINISTRATION! WHEN WILL THEY EVER HONOR THEIR COMMITMENTS? NOW THEY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THE LIES THEY ARE TELLING US ABOUT HOW OBAMA'S HEALTHCARE PLAN WILL REDUCE OUR MEDICAL COSTS.

YEAH, AND PIGS CAN FLY!

RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OFFICIAL CRITICIZER RESPONDS TO NFL PLAYERS (humor)

It's unbelievable! Several of these NFL players who criticized Rush Limbaugh for being a racist admitted that they never listened to his program but based their comments on sound bites, taken out of context, that they heard on Liberal TV. This is Limbaugh's reply to these ignoramuses in their own language (very funny).

Obama's Health Care Plan in a Nutshell

How to Win the Nobel Peace Prize In 12 Days

While I was away on vacation last week, I heard that BO had won the Nobel Peace Prize.

"WHAT!" I said to myself (that was only part of my exclamation...the rest of it is unprintable). How could that be when people like Gandhi, who led the nonviolent resistance movement against British colonial rule in India during the first half of the 20th century: and Ronald Reagan who peacefully crushed the communist rule of East Germany; and Pope John Paul II who was widely acclaimed as one of the most influential leaders of the twentieth century since he was instrumental in ending communism in his native Poland and eventually all of Europe were never awarded the prize?

In 1939, Hitler was a nominee, Yasser Arafat was a winner, and Al Gore is a recent winner as was Jimmy Carter. Who will be the next nominee...Michael Moore? WTF! So is the Nobel Peace Prize...a noble award or just a joke?

So to answer that Question, I set out to do some research on what qualifies people to be nominated for..and subsequently win...the Nobel Peace Prize. Fortunately for me, Tommy De Seno at "http://justifiedright.typepad.com", already did the work for me. So with thanks to him and with recognition to his work, here is what it takes to win the prize:


"Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize this morning. Over the last decade the only requirement to win the prize was that the nominee had to be critical of George W. Bush (see Al Gore, Mohamed El Baradei and Jimmy Carter).

President Obama has broken new ground here. Nominations for potential winners of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize ended on February 1. The president took office only 12 days earlier on January 20.

Let's take a look at the president's first 12 days in the White House according to his public schedule to see what he did to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize:

January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied.

January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information requests. Held an "open house" party at the White House.

January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how's that working out?)

January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim Geithner.

January 24: Budget meeting with economic team.

January 25: Skipped church.

January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary Clinton. Attended Geithner's swearing in ceremony.

January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio.

January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense secretary in the afternoon.

January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden.

January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials.

January 31: Took the day off.

February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party.

So there you have it. The short path to the Nobel Peace Prize: Party, go to meetings, skip church, release federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries, party some more.

Good grief."

My conclusion is that the Peace Prize is just one, big Liberal joke on humanity...and anyone who believes otherwise is a fool.
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ANOTHER FAILURE FOR OBAMA

Chicago is first city eliminated by Olympic Committee!

After all that planning and promotion, and the waste of taxpayer's money to fly separate jets to Denmark for him and his wife, plus the 2 - 3 support jets needed for security, the press and technical support, another BO cause crashes and burns...and leaves taxpayers "stuck" with the bill.

Now maybe PresBO will have time to meet with General McCrystal and discuss the situation in Afghanistan! And the economic crisis that our country is experiencing.

THIS SO-CALLED "LEADER" HAS NOTHING BUT FAILURES ON HIS TRACK RECORD! HE IS THE LOSER -IN-CHIEF. AND NOW HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM????????? PLEASE.......SPARE US!

The best thing about this is that the taxpayers of Chicago will be spared the corruption, and greediness of political insiders who stood to profit immensely from the Olympics while sticking the taxpayers for the cost overruns.

General McCrystal - Barack Obama Phone Call (Satire)

Humor courtesy of: http://my.auburnjournal.com/detail/131098.html

Ring... Ring... Ring...

Barack Obama: Hello, what do you want me to do and when do you need it done?

Gen McCrystal: President Obama, this is General McCrystal and since we have not been able to meet in person, I felt it was imperative that I call you immediately.

Barack Obama: General McCrystal? Oh, I thought it was George Soros. Who gave you this number?

Gen McCrystal: Actually sir, Secretary Gates gave me the number when I told him how urgent the situation in Afghanistan is. We have an urgent need for reinforcements and we cannot wait much longer. I know that you stated only months ago that "the war in Afghanistan is one we must win". I am here to help you.

Barack Obama: Oh ya...Afghanistan...well, we are going to review the strategy there. We are not sure that its a war we must win any more.

Gen McCrystal: But sir, our troops are here! They are on the ground. They are being killed as we speak. We are depending on you for support. Every day that you delay in providing additional troops, American lives are lost. We are in the fight, you cannot change your mind now!

Barack Obama: Well, General McConnell, I have many important things to deal with right now. We must cut Medicare and that is irritating the old folks. We must get government health care installed and pushing it through congress is a real hassle because the stupid people are falling for lies and mis-information. We have terrorists trying to blow up train stations and their lawyers are pulling all sorts of tricks to get them off on bail.. its a tough job here at the white house. And most importantly, we have to get the Olympics in Chicago. The SEIU is looking at 50,000 jobs from that gig and they are depending on me.

Gen McCrystal: But sir, our troops are depending on you. You cannot simply fly off to Copenhagen, schmooze with the Europeans, and ignore the death of our troops can you?

Barack Obama: Which part of 50,000 union jobs did you not understand? Look General McCarren, this phone is not for anyone to use. I am expecting a call from George Soros any minute. We are trying to figure out how to move the international monetary system away from dollars to a new currency which he just happens to have some inside tracks on.

Barack Obama: Tell you what, I will try to get my new strategy on Afghanistan figured out sometime in September...no, wait, that's right, now its December.... I will call you right after I push through the Iranian sanctions.. OK?

Jobless Report Is Worse Than Expected; Rate Rises to 9.8%

Excerpts from the New York Times (the news rag of Lib Dems)

By JACK HEALY

Published: October 2, 2009

The American economy lost 263,000 jobs in September — far more than expected — and the unemployment rate rose to 9.8 percent, the government reported on Friday, dimming prospects of any meaningful job growth by the end of the year.

The Labor Department’s monthly snapshot of unemployment dashed hopes that the pace of job losses would continue to slow as the economy clawed its way back from a deep recession. Economists had expected 175,000 monthly job losses.

Despite help Washington’s $787 billion stimulus, state and local governments slashed 47,000 jobs in September in the face of shrinking budgets.

The economy has been bleeding jobs every month, without interruption, for nearly two years. More than 15 million people in the United States are now unemployed, and more are working part-time jobs for less pay, or have given up looking for work altogether.

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S0, BO, while we are fighting a war...and you can't even find time to meet with your Commanding General...you're galavanting around to Denmark to help secure the Olympic bid for your good old pal, Richie Daley, and you're wasting your time on Sunday morning talk shows, and on David Letterman's show, and having beers in the White House garden trying to ameliorate your stupid comment about the Cambridge Police Department and Sgt. Crowley, and vacationing in your $50,000 a week mansion in Martha's Vineyard, the country is falling deeper and deeper into a major recession. WAKE UP, YOU FOOL, AND GET TO WORK ON THE REAL ISSUES FACING THIS COUNTRY! And please, no more "emergency" stimulus bills! We see what a failure that is.

And then there's this comment from the VICE-FOOL as reported by the A.P: Vice President Joe Biden says Friday's news that unemployment jumped to 9.8 percent in September doesn't shake his confidence that "we are going to recover" from the slump. Sure, Joe, and Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny will be here soon too.