President Obama signed two more executive memorandums last week, saying they will help employment at a time when congressional Republicans are blocking his $447 billion jobs bill.
“With too many families struggling and too many businesses fighting to keep their doors open, we can’t wait for Congress to take action,” Obama said in a statement, echoing a political point he has made throughout this week.
Flashback to May of 2008. Candidate Obama wasn’t a fan of a “president with too much power” back then. Here is the Liar-in-Chief lying his ass off about Bush and presidential powers while he was a candidate. Then, after being elected, he abuses (nay 'rapes') presidential signing powers more than any other president.
Almost every single complaint the Democrats had with President Bush--every one--was fake. They actually agreed with everything he did--by virtue of the fact Obama has either continued or expanded every Bush policy--and just complained about it for political expediency. Just amazing! It still astounds me that anyone was fooled by Liar Obama--the most 2-faced, hypocrite, and dishonest person, to ever become president.
Who better to dismantle and destroy the Constitution than a Constitutional scholar?
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Sunday, October 30, 2011
Saturday, November 27, 2010
OBAMA, THE BLUNDERING DUFUS PUPPET
HERE IS AN INTERESTING ARTICLE CIRCULATING AROUND THE INTERNET AS BEING POSTED IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. BUT ACTUALLY IT WAS WRITTEN BY ALAN CARUBA AND FIRST APPEARED IN HIS BLOG: WARNING SIGNS (http://factsnotfantasy.blogspot.com/2010/01/obamas-make-believe-life.html) ON JANUARY 2, 2010. NONETHELESS IT IS VERY INTERESTING AND I THOUGHT WORTHY OF REPEATING IT HERE.
Obama's Make-Believe Life
By Alan Caruba
I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he’s led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.
In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? “Dreams of My Father” was published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old. The “Audacity of Hope” followed in 2006. If, indeed, he did write them himself. There are some who think that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a “communist with a small ‘c’” was the real author.
His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that might be deemed controversial. He went from a legislator in the Illinois legislature to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley’s formidable political machine at his disposal.
He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital. How, many must wonder, was he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before?
He outmaneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an anomaly in the state with a very small black population, he oozed “cool” in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. And he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance.
And then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole. And then John McCain did something crazy. He picked Sarah Palin, an unknown female governor from the very distant state of Alaska. It was a ticket that was reminiscent of 1984’s Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro and they went down to defeat.
The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Mathews swooning then and now over the man. The venom directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary.
Now, nearly a full year into his first term, all of those gilded years leading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters.
Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to “wish away” some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe, having gained a foothold in Spain.
The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign “world tour” were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with really bad people with really bad intentions.
Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party’s hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues.
Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an “obstreperous” Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against “jumping to conclusions” about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted “Allahu Akbar.” The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber “an isolated extremist” only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an al Qaeda plot.
He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released were known to have returned to the battlefield against America. He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of 9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. And he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame.
The pattern repeats itself. He either blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth.
Knock, knock. Anyone home? Anyone there? Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual’s life.
When anyone else would quickly and easily produce a birth certificate, this man has spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been sequestered from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose true facts remain hidden.
We laugh at the ventriloquist’s dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States of America?
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Obama's Make-Believe Life
By Alan Caruba
I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he’s led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.
In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? “Dreams of My Father” was published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old. The “Audacity of Hope” followed in 2006. If, indeed, he did write them himself. There are some who think that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a “communist with a small ‘c’” was the real author.
His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that might be deemed controversial. He went from a legislator in the Illinois legislature to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley’s formidable political machine at his disposal.
He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital. How, many must wonder, was he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before?
He outmaneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an anomaly in the state with a very small black population, he oozed “cool” in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. And he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance.
And then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole. And then John McCain did something crazy. He picked Sarah Palin, an unknown female governor from the very distant state of Alaska. It was a ticket that was reminiscent of 1984’s Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro and they went down to defeat.
The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Mathews swooning then and now over the man. The venom directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary.
Now, nearly a full year into his first term, all of those gilded years leading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters.
Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to “wish away” some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe, having gained a foothold in Spain.
The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign “world tour” were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with really bad people with really bad intentions.
Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party’s hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues.
Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an “obstreperous” Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against “jumping to conclusions” about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted “Allahu Akbar.” The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber “an isolated extremist” only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an al Qaeda plot.
He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released were known to have returned to the battlefield against America. He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of 9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. And he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame.
The pattern repeats itself. He either blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth.
Knock, knock. Anyone home? Anyone there? Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual’s life.
When anyone else would quickly and easily produce a birth certificate, this man has spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been sequestered from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose true facts remain hidden.
We laugh at the ventriloquist’s dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States of America?
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Monday, August 16, 2010
THE COMPULSIVE LIAR STRIKES AGAIN. WHO VOTED FOR THIS JERK?
No fact checking here by the media. They just believe everything that spews out of this liar's mouth!
Does he even know the difference between truth and fabrication?
Does he even know the difference between truth and fabrication?
Were there no reporters who double checked these statements and called the party on this?
They did for everyone else. Why not him?
Barack Hussein Obama Sr. (Obama's father)
Born 4/4/36
Died 11/24/82 at the age of 46
He was 5 years old when WW 2 started, and less than 9.5 years old when it ended.
Lolo Soetoro (Obama's step father)
Born 1935
Died 3/2/87 at the age of 52
He was 6 years old when WW 2 started, and 10 years old when it ended.
One of these guys must have been the youngest Veteran in the war.
Watch the video.
WHAT A LIAR!!!! And the media doesn't say anything.
If you doubt it, Google both of these guys.
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Sunday, August 15, 2010
THE TRUTH...According to the Liar-in-Chief. REMEMBER...YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN!
Obama was asked, by the press, if he had ever met Gov. Rob Blagojevich.
Barack Obama: "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ... and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game."
Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters )
To understand, you have to understand the world according to Chicago. While Chicago is a city in Illinois , it is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language.
There are only three rules and a Prime Directive which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them --and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much...so look out for Rule #3!
RULE #1...No matter what you see, hear, or do --you don't know anybody and you don't know nuthin!
RULE #2...If you capture something on tape or camera -- it doesn't reveal nuthin!
RULE #3...If you know what everybody knows in Chicago--well, you still don't know nuthin.
The PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO is: no matter what the vote, Democrats win the election. Now pay close attention!
It's very simple....I'll illustrate. Remember, you know nothing.
These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't!
The fellas in this picture. They never actually met face to face. What fellas? We don't see nuthin!
The guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus.
And the guy on the right... well, he's the Easter Bunny! That's all you need to know.
Go to your eye doctor...your eyes are lying to you! Ca'peesh?
Remember Jimmy Hoffa? He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he is.
Is the big picture clear? Not these pictures! Remember, you've already forgotten them...
Now, ain't that simple? They don't know each other and they never met! How is that possible? 'Cause they said so! And don't forget it!
P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget, you know nuthin and they will know nuthin.
David Gibson, M.D.
Chicago , IL
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Barack Obama: "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ... and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game."
Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters )
To understand, you have to understand the world according to Chicago. While Chicago is a city in Illinois , it is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language.
There are only three rules and a Prime Directive which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them --and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much...so look out for Rule #3!
RULE #1...No matter what you see, hear, or do --you don't know anybody and you don't know nuthin!
RULE #2...If you capture something on tape or camera -- it doesn't reveal nuthin!
RULE #3...If you know what everybody knows in Chicago--well, you still don't know nuthin.
The PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO is: no matter what the vote, Democrats win the election. Now pay close attention!
It's very simple....I'll illustrate. Remember, you know nothing.
These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't!
The fellas in this picture. They never actually met face to face. What fellas? We don't see nuthin!
The guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus.
And the guy on the right... well, he's the Easter Bunny! That's all you need to know.
Go to your eye doctor...your eyes are lying to you! Ca'peesh?
Remember Jimmy Hoffa? He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he is.
Is the big picture clear? Not these pictures! Remember, you've already forgotten them...
Now, ain't that simple? They don't know each other and they never met! How is that possible? 'Cause they said so! And don't forget it!
P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget, you know nuthin and they will know nuthin.
David Gibson, M.D.
Chicago , IL
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Sunday, July 4, 2010
HAPPY "DEPENDENCE DAY!"
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
-----------Alexis de Tocqueville, author of Democracy in America
And that is exactly what our Liar-in-Chief is doing to us with his Stimulus Bill, TARP, Cap & Trade Plan, etc. Did you realize that only about 45% of the "emergency" stimulus fund has been spent? The rest will be used to help Dems in their re-election campaigns. THAT'S RIGHT...OUR MONEY!
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-----------Alexis de Tocqueville, author of Democracy in America
And that is exactly what our Liar-in-Chief is doing to us with his Stimulus Bill, TARP, Cap & Trade Plan, etc. Did you realize that only about 45% of the "emergency" stimulus fund has been spent? The rest will be used to help Dems in their re-election campaigns. THAT'S RIGHT...OUR MONEY!
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Sunday, April 25, 2010
OBAMA: BOLDFACE LIAR, VILLAGE IDIOT
This buffoon of a president is not only a boldface LIAR but he is also the Village IDIOT! Here he is in action spewing out his lies about the IMMEDIACY of passing the stimulus bill (which appropriately should be called the Dream and Wish Fulfillment of Democrats Long Postponed Pork Projects Bill)...2/3 of which has not even been spent yet (so, really, how urgent was it to get passed? And how successful was it in keeping job loss under 8% ?).
Then the village idiot last week makes the statement that the stimulus funding will be repaid at the rate of $100,000 per year! Impressive, huh? Uh, do the math. At that rate it would take 7,870,000 payments. HOW STUPID IS THAT?
The media ridiculed Pres. Bush mercilessly and labeled him a fool over and over again. And yet this very same media cares to call out Obama on this ridiculous statement (or about his statement about 57 states during his campaign).
C'mon media...let's start doing your job in a fair and objective manner by pointing out how this jerk of a president is actually dumber than you claimed Bush was.
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Then the village idiot last week makes the statement that the stimulus funding will be repaid at the rate of $100,000 per year! Impressive, huh? Uh, do the math. At that rate it would take 7,870,000 payments. HOW STUPID IS THAT?
The media ridiculed Pres. Bush mercilessly and labeled him a fool over and over again. And yet this very same media cares to call out Obama on this ridiculous statement (or about his statement about 57 states during his campaign).
C'mon media...let's start doing your job in a fair and objective manner by pointing out how this jerk of a president is actually dumber than you claimed Bush was.
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Saturday, February 27, 2010
THIS EGO-MANIAC SAID THIS WOULD BE BALANCED
Here's the talking-time count of the health care summit last Thursday.
It turns out that this was just another staged set-up for the Liar-in-Chief to promote his healthcare plan.
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| DEMOCRATS (including President Obama) 233 minutes. REPUBLICANS 110 minutes. OBAMA solo 119 minutes. |
It turns out that this was just another staged set-up for the Liar-in-Chief to promote his healthcare plan.
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Saturday, February 13, 2010
SO IT'S THE LIAR-IN-CHIEF, NOT BUSH, WHO IS REALLY F**CKING UP THE COUNTRY
Our Liar-in-Chief, President BO, has signed a law that will allow the U.S. to borrow nearly $2 trillion more than before. The sneak signed the bill Friday night at the White House with little public fanfare...in the hope that all us older folks would already be asleep, and the younger ones would be going out to begin their weekend partying, thus no one would notice the additional burden he added onto the mountain of debt he has already burdened us and our grandkids with.
The maximum debt the U.S. can carry is now $14.3 trillion. The U.S. was already poised to exceed the previous maximum. The report states that change comes at a time when the American public is increasingly concerned about the government deficits. GEE, NO SH*T! Wonder how they got that idea?
In an attempt calm those fears, the bill also included a "pay-as-you-go" provision. Originally enacted in the 1990s, the law requires any new spending or tax cut to be offset by tax increases or spending cuts elsewhere.
In his weekly radio and internet lecture to us on Saturday, BO praised the "pay-as-you-go" law, saying it was how a "responsible family or business" manages money. But I'm left wondering how he would know. He's never run or managed a business. All he knows about is being a "community organizer." And since he has not proposed any spending cuts, that can only mean we can expect more tax increases up the wazoo to pay for this (but his immature little testicles haven't descended far enough yet to tell us directly that that is what this rhetorical deviousness means).
Again, the Liar-in-Chief used his address to blame the current debt and deficits on the previous administration of George W. Bush and the U.S. congress during his tenure. But what this fool of a president seems to forget (conveniently so) is that only congress can approve expenditures, and congress has been controlled by Democrats since 2007. So why doesn't he blame his own party for the reckless run-up in our debt (and rundown in our economy) for the last 3 years?
Isn't it time for this immature, man-child to stop blaming Bush and Republicans for everything wrong with our country today and face up to the fact that this is all the result of his economic policies, and the reckless spending of his dumbass congresses (think Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried). Here are the real facts in a nutshell: In JANUARY, 2007, WHEN THE DEMS TOOK CONTROL OF CONGRESS, THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE WAS 4.6% WHEREAS NOW IT IS 10%, THE BUDGET DEFICIT WAS $161 BILLION AND NOW IT IS $1.5 TRILLION (ALMOST A TEN-FOLD INCREASE), AND THE NATIONAL DEBT WAS $8.7 TRILLION (OR ABOUT $40,000 PER CITIZEN) WHEREAS NOW IT WILL BE $14.3 TRILLION WITH THIS NEW INCREASE.
Look BO, it's long past time to stop blaming Bush for everything including the skid marks in your underpanties and tell the people that it's you who is f*#king-up America! AND NOT ANYONE ELSE.
The maximum debt the U.S. can carry is now $14.3 trillion. The U.S. was already poised to exceed the previous maximum. The report states that change comes at a time when the American public is increasingly concerned about the government deficits. GEE, NO SH*T! Wonder how they got that idea?
In an attempt calm those fears, the bill also included a "pay-as-you-go" provision. Originally enacted in the 1990s, the law requires any new spending or tax cut to be offset by tax increases or spending cuts elsewhere.
In his weekly radio and internet lecture to us on Saturday, BO praised the "pay-as-you-go" law, saying it was how a "responsible family or business" manages money. But I'm left wondering how he would know. He's never run or managed a business. All he knows about is being a "community organizer." And since he has not proposed any spending cuts, that can only mean we can expect more tax increases up the wazoo to pay for this (but his immature little testicles haven't descended far enough yet to tell us directly that that is what this rhetorical deviousness means).
Again, the Liar-in-Chief used his address to blame the current debt and deficits on the previous administration of George W. Bush and the U.S. congress during his tenure. But what this fool of a president seems to forget (conveniently so) is that only congress can approve expenditures, and congress has been controlled by Democrats since 2007. So why doesn't he blame his own party for the reckless run-up in our debt (and rundown in our economy) for the last 3 years?
Isn't it time for this immature, man-child to stop blaming Bush and Republicans for everything wrong with our country today and face up to the fact that this is all the result of his economic policies, and the reckless spending of his dumbass congresses (think Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried). Here are the real facts in a nutshell: In JANUARY, 2007, WHEN THE DEMS TOOK CONTROL OF CONGRESS, THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE WAS 4.6% WHEREAS NOW IT IS 10%, THE BUDGET DEFICIT WAS $161 BILLION AND NOW IT IS $1.5 TRILLION (ALMOST A TEN-FOLD INCREASE), AND THE NATIONAL DEBT WAS $8.7 TRILLION (OR ABOUT $40,000 PER CITIZEN) WHEREAS NOW IT WILL BE $14.3 TRILLION WITH THIS NEW INCREASE.
Look BO, it's long past time to stop blaming Bush for everything including the skid marks in your underpanties and tell the people that it's you who is f*#king-up America! AND NOT ANYONE ELSE.
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Monday, February 1, 2010
CHAINS WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
Never have I seen such an audacious display of arrogance and chicanery as this mope of a president is doing. He is supposed to be acting in the best interest of THE PEOPLE! Instead he has become a self-serving ideologue on behalf of socialism in all its forms...and government takeover of our lives.
I don't know about you, but I'm sick and fed up with his "lecturing" us on the outrageous spending that his congress is doing. His administration's spending is $ one trillion (YES...I SAID ONE TRILLION) over Bush's projected deficit for 2009. Instead of looking at his teleprompters when he lies to us, he should be looking into a full-length mirror so he could see who he really should be talking to when he spews out his "lectures."
Look! The President can't spend our money; only congress is authorized to do that. And who controlled congress all of 2007, 08 and '09? DEMOCRATS, that's who! And who had total control of these dumbassocrats in 2009 when the national debt skyrocketed into the ionosphere? THE LIAR-IN-CHIEF HIMSELF! Is he so f*&%#ing stupid that he thinks we don't know who has caused this reckless spending over the last 3 years?
So, I don't know, but i think that he should stop lecturing us on the very things he is doing himself, and also stop blaming Bush for causing all the problems that he "inherited," and start putting the blame where it belongs...ON HIMSELF and hisdemented, er, Democratic congresses.
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I don't know about you, but I'm sick and fed up with his "lecturing" us on the outrageous spending that his congress is doing. His administration's spending is $ one trillion (YES...I SAID ONE TRILLION) over Bush's projected deficit for 2009. Instead of looking at his teleprompters when he lies to us, he should be looking into a full-length mirror so he could see who he really should be talking to when he spews out his "lectures."
Look! The President can't spend our money; only congress is authorized to do that. And who controlled congress all of 2007, 08 and '09? DEMOCRATS, that's who! And who had total control of these dumbassocrats in 2009 when the national debt skyrocketed into the ionosphere? THE LIAR-IN-CHIEF HIMSELF! Is he so f*&%#ing stupid that he thinks we don't know who has caused this reckless spending over the last 3 years?
So, I don't know, but i think that he should stop lecturing us on the very things he is doing himself, and also stop blaming Bush for causing all the problems that he "inherited," and start putting the blame where it belongs...ON HIMSELF and his
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
T'was the day before Christmas: An Obama Holiday Greeting
T'was the day before Christmas,
and all through the House (The Senate, actually)
the Dumbassocrats were stirring
to pass the outrageous Healthcare Plan
that was "pushed through" in secrecy,
with phony cost projections from the CBO,
so that they could fool us into believing
that this won't cut medicare benefits,
bankrupt the country...and lead us,and our kids,
into generations of servitude to government and unions.
All this while the stockings were being hung with great care.
But, despite these criticisms, the Liar-in-Chief,
Obama...or "The Messiah," as he would like to be known,
says he will sign this bill -- once reconciled by the House,
which is controlled also by Dumbassocrats,
while inwardly chuckling to himself about
the Audacity of Dopes.
Then up away, up away, up away all--
the Senators home to face the anger
of their constituency, and
BO to Hawaii to bask in the glow
of how his program of radical socialism
will destroy the foundations of America.
Aaaah, he thinks, "the Hope & Change gimmick sure worked
with enough simpletons to get me voted in."
And now with healthcare assured, I can relax and plan
on how to further destroy America over the next 3 years.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Air Force One...
get me away from here so I don't have to answer
all those questions from Rush, Beck, Sean, and O'Reilly et. al.
on how future generations will pay for this healthcare fiasco.
But before I leave...one more gift for all my supporters.
10% pay raises for all top government officials, and to
government controlled Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac,
their chief executive officers got annual pay packages
worth $6 million apiece,
while their other top execs got at least $2 million.
But even though my friends in government
are doing quite well this year,
despite the rest of the country suffering through this recession
....and it's 10% unemployment rate, to them
let me say, "Assalaamu 'alaykum and... enjoy the fruitcake"
(as in "Let them eat cake!)
HAPPY NEW YEAR and good health to all in 2010....
and in 2011, and also in 2012 and 2013...
(since your healthcare benefits won't begin til 2014)
But keep sending us your premium payments anyway.
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and all through the House (The Senate, actually)
the Dumbassocrats were stirring
to pass the outrageous Healthcare Plan
that was "pushed through" in secrecy,
with phony cost projections from the CBO,
so that they could fool us into believing
that this won't cut medicare benefits,
bankrupt the country...and lead us,and our kids,
into generations of servitude to government and unions.
All this while the stockings were being hung with great care.
But, despite these criticisms, the Liar-in-Chief,
Obama...or "The Messiah," as he would like to be known,
says he will sign this bill -- once reconciled by the House,
which is controlled also by Dumbassocrats,
while inwardly chuckling to himself about
the Audacity of Dopes.
Then up away, up away, up away all--
the Senators home to face the anger
of their constituency, and
BO to Hawaii to bask in the glow
of how his program of radical socialism
will destroy the foundations of America.
Aaaah, he thinks, "the Hope & Change gimmick sure worked
with enough simpletons to get me voted in."
And now with healthcare assured, I can relax and plan
on how to further destroy America over the next 3 years.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Air Force One...
get me away from here so I don't have to answer
all those questions from Rush, Beck, Sean, and O'Reilly et. al.
on how future generations will pay for this healthcare fiasco.
But before I leave...one more gift for all my supporters.
10% pay raises for all top government officials, and to
government controlled Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac,
their chief executive officers got annual pay packages
worth $6 million apiece,
while their other top execs got at least $2 million.
But even though my friends in government
are doing quite well this year,
despite the rest of the country suffering through this recession
....and it's 10% unemployment rate, to them
let me say, "Assalaamu 'alaykum and... enjoy the fruitcake"
(as in "Let them eat cake!)
HAPPY NEW YEAR and good health to all in 2010....
and in 2011, and also in 2012 and 2013...
(since your healthcare benefits won't begin til 2014)
But keep sending us your premium payments anyway.
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