Friday, April 18, 2014

DIRECTIONS TO START WORLD WAR III


Start by electing someone not qualified to be the President of the United States. Make sure he is a devout Muslim loyal to his Muslim friends who hate the United States, make sure that illegitimate President selects someone as clueless and incompetent as John Kerry as the Secretary of Defense, and then let a ruthless former KGB thug walk all over him on the world stage.

Ah, I almost forgot. Make sure that person is such an imbecile that despite ALL the evidence to the contrary, he still somehow thinks HE has the upper hand against the KGB thug. Then be sure to fire 250+ of the top military minds of the country if they are not willing to fire on the Tea Party if asked to. When any remaining military minds give suggestions, make sure this same schmuck ignores them all, uses the same brilliance and executive experience never used to run so much as as lemonade stand, and make sure he goes about staying the course with his already proven inept foreign policy ideas. 

When all else fails, be sure to let a rogue nation like Iran go Nuclear, shrink your military because you've destroyed the only remaining super power's economy to afford the military, and then blame it all on income inequality and George Bush.

Any questions?
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