Thursday, October 7, 2010

Obama needs some scarce Hopium for the next election


As President Barack Obama returns home Thursday for some old-fashioned Chicago politics with his friends, let's make one thing perfectly clear.

America's Hopium farmers must increase production, because the nation's supply is dangerously low, and the November midterm elections are only weeks away.

Even my personal Obama Chia Heads don't produce as much Hopium as before. And this should worry the president.

Because as readers know, Hopium is the stuff that sends tingles up reporters' legs and keeps everybody, even taxpayers, feelin' all right.

If America has a Hopium deficit, we might have no way of altering political reality like we did a few years ago. And these days, reality bites.

                                                             ................ John Kass, Chicago, Tribune

See entire article at:   http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-obama-1007-20101007,0,7435344.column
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