Let me get this straight....

We're going to pass a Health Care Plan that is 1,990 pages long,

written by a Committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts itself from it,

signed by a President that also hasn't read it, who smokes, bangs his head while boarding airplanes, and thinks there are 58 states,

with funding administered by a Treasury Chief who didn't pay his taxes,

supported by the House Ways and Means Committee Chairman who also is a tax cheat,

promoted by a Speaker of the House who belongs in a Psycho Ward,

overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese,

and financed by a Country that's nearly broke.

What possibly could go wrong?

(Thanks to a friend who contributed this ... with embellishments by Beach Bum)